True Story #3

It was on the morning of 31st March 2001, when I had breakfast with Queen Elizabeth II. It's true.

It was always good to have powerful friends.

True Story #2

Hey there, people with a higher IQ than me!

I just thought of telling you something that affects me most deeply:

True Story #1

 Umm.... Excuse me, ... if we like... sleep.... can we like... wake up?

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