True Story #8

It has come to my attention that a new sleeping place for mankind has been discovered. We only have the following statement made (actually shouted across an entire stairway)  by a totally random stranger to thank for this life-changing discovery:

"Dude, the library is seriously the best place to sleep in."

True Story #7

Not too long ago, an Indian girl (who wishes to remain anonymous) told me in strict confidence, and full of passion and vigor;

"I have chocolate balls!"

Oops... Secret's out... Looks like I did it again...

True Story #6

Worms are dead ugly, and not to mention disgusting!

Sorry... I mean real worms, not the cute, adorable 3D ones on the computer screen with Holy Hand Grenades.

But then, there's only one thing more terrifying than worms...

 

FLYING WORMS!!!

True Story #5

True Story #4

Truth 1: Everyone has a written diary.
Truth 2: I have read everyone's diary.

Truth 3: I know all your innermost secrets, some of which are highly disturbing (as highlighted above).