Sunday, May 15, 2011

True Story #11

I personally think the world is getting more heavily infested with dumb blondes. A few days ago, I encountered another one of these mystical creatures:


And here were the following reactions from the animal kingdom:


With the Hornbill itself saying:

True Story #10

Interviewer: Excuse me, girl. May I ask, what is your favourite number?


Really? Negative Zero? Wow...

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

True Story #9

It's simply a blessing to live in a society that mispronounces the most basic of words.

What she meant to say:


What she said instead:
 


Girl, that be one LARGE size!!!