My friend and I were at the ground floor in college, waiting for the lift to take us to the third floor. There we saw a guy banging on the 'UP' button as though he were in a rush that if not met would cost him his life. The clown eventually pressed the 'DOWN' button as well. And so the lift when down to LG before going back to G and then finally to level 1 where he got down. Here's my intake:
Why the *d*uck did you take the lift when you could simply climb 1 miserable flight of stairs?
Anyway, the story only got worse. On the very same incident, as we were in the lift and went down to LG ( which was the bottom most floor), the lift door opened to reveal two girls. They asked "Umm... Is this lift going up?" Here's my intake:
What the *d*uck do you think?! We're at the bottom-most floor!!!
To worsen matters, these two buggers left after going up 1 floor when THEY COULD JUST *D*UCKING WALK!!! However, I felt bad for not saying this instead:
It's soooo true when they say:
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